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Posted: 20th of January 2010 17:11:38
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cakeboy said:
My girlfriend came up to me the other day and said, "Darling, I've just found out that I'm pregnant!"
So, being a gentleman, I did the honourable thing and got down on one knee.
And punched as hard as I could.
Reminds me of this.
and this
and his eyes have all the seeing of a demon that is dreaming...
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Posted: 21st of January 2010 13:08:14
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Wow! That's the most brilliantly sophisticated joke ever. You're clearly invited to speak at a lot of after dinner events... for cunts.
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Sorry, that was slightly harsh of me too. Bit sensitive to jokes of this nature and I clearly didn't get enough sleep last night.
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Sorry, that was slightly harsh of me too. Bit sensitive to jokes of this nature and I clearly didn't get enough sleep last night.
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Posted: 23rd of January 2010 13:58:39
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If i offended you then i appologise but thats just the humor i have.
At my work.
Gabriel: Hey Marcus?
Marcus: Yes?
Gabriel: Nah im just kiding...
Aint it the best joke ever?
At my work.
Gabriel: Hey Marcus?
Marcus: Yes?
Gabriel: Nah im just kiding...
Aint it the best joke ever?
and his eyes have all the seeing of a demon that is dreaming...
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Posted: 24th of January 2010 18:04:12
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No worries. I over re-acted. Lots on at the moment.
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Posted: 27th of January 2010 12:46:45
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Less apologising, more jokes! Such as...
Your Mum's so fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought Eastenders was starting!
Your Mum's so fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought Eastenders was starting!
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Posted: 27th of January 2010 12:52:47
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Fishboy said:
Your Mum's so fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought Eastenders was starting!
*Finishing?
Usually I wouldn't be able to make this distinction, but was subjected to Eastenders this week.
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Posted: 27th of January 2010 12:57:25
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Details. You knew what I meant, you heathen.
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Posted: 27th of January 2010 13:04:04
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Yeah, and there was lolling 
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Posted: 27th of January 2010 17:00:01
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old and you heard it allready but...your moms so fat that when she tript in western tanaris it became ungoro crater.
and his eyes have all the seeing of a demon that is dreaming...
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Posted: 27th of January 2010 17:38:26
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Hurricanes are like women; When they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
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Posted: 2nd of February 2010 15:49:18
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Paddy says to Murphy "I've bin chatting to a 14 year old girl on the Internet; she is funny, sexy and flirty. Now she tells me she's an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age?"
Captain Consent!
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Posted: 2nd of February 2010 21:40:43
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Dateline NBC?
and his eyes have all the seeing of a demon that is dreaming...
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Posted: 16th of February 2010 11:09:40
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Last night I found a young homeless girl hidden amongst the bins. She was dirty and smelled terrible, but I knew that under all the grime and filth was pretty girl waiting to be discovered. I took her in and bathed her, and as I toweled her down I became aroused.
One thing eventually led to another and before I knew it I was fucking her on the bathroom floor.....at one point I was banging away so hard you might have even thought she was still alive...
One thing eventually led to another and before I knew it I was fucking her on the bathroom floor.....at one point I was banging away so hard you might have even thought she was still alive...
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Posted: 16th of February 2010 11:11:03
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Just three pounds will buy food and bottled water for a stricken family of 8 in Haiti...
But on a serious note, Tesco are doing 4 cans of Stella for £2.99
But on a serious note, Tesco are doing 4 cans of Stella for £2.99
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Posted: 16th of February 2010 11:11:45
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I know how those poor people in Haiti feel...
After that many Aftershocks I have trouble finding my front door too.
After that many Aftershocks I have trouble finding my front door too.
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Posted: 22nd of February 2010 10:04:55
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I saw on the news the other day that there had been a fire at the local homeless shelter....I thought to myself, what are they now, homelesser?
Nah of course not, they were trapped inside. That's one way to solve the homeless issue.
Nah of course not, they were trapped inside. That's one way to solve the homeless issue.
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Posted: 22nd of February 2010 10:05:48
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My girlfriend just got a tattoo of a sea-shell on her upper thigh. If you put your ear close enough to it you can smell the sea.
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Posted: 5th of March 2010 19:36:03
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Just got back from the Doctor's check-up and it turns out I have chlamydia on my foot...
That explains why my wife was diagnosed with Athlete's cunt two weeks ago....
That explains why my wife was diagnosed with Athlete's cunt two weeks ago....
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Posted: 5th of March 2010 19:36:52
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Football, the game for gentlemen played by thugs.
Rugby, the game for thugs played by gentlemen.
American Football, the game for cunts played by cunts.
Rugby, the game for thugs played by gentlemen.
American Football, the game for cunts played by cunts.
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Posted: 5th of March 2010 19:38:01
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My son is terminally ill and is on his death bed....
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