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Posted: 7th of November 2009 02:08:08
Baljet
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fishboy said:
Enjoy this while I shit in your mouth."
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Posted: 7th of November 2009 13:22:22
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Wow, when did I say that, and who was lucky enough to be on the receiving end?
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Posted: 9th of November 2009 08:59:21
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Me, Friday night, shortly before I had to convince you no noe else had come back to your house with us.
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Posted: 9th of November 2009 13:18:27
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Ahh, the legends are true.
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Posted: 9th of November 2009 22:38:06
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Internet Spod said:
Picture a dyslexic with a ouija board
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Posted: 16th of November 2009 20:47:02
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Yahtzee said:
I think Breast cancer is over-exposed. It's like the "poser" cancer. Everyone's got breast cancer.
I'm into the cool indie cancers like prostate
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Posted: 2nd of December 2009 09:36:48
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End of a radio advert said:
...so when the flasher's flashing, it's opening time. Opposite Kingsham Primary School
Don't know what the advert was for, only heard this last line. But that's a whole strata of wrong.
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Posted: 10th of December 2009 17:09:07
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Somebody said:
'I 'fink that people who are going to walk up the escalator should be made to use the stairs'
Said by a chavtacular 'lady' in a tracksuit, who couldn't have been older then 20, talking to her equally retarded friend, while they were jammed eitherside of a kids pushchair (festooned with shopping bags as well as screaming brat), on the escalators at Paddington, while everyone else tried squeezing past them.
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Posted: 24th of December 2009 14:11:33
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Simon Spurrier's hatings said:
The phrase “I chose to stop existing, and start living.†Do us all a favour: choose to stop doing both.
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Posted: 4th of February 2010 21:31:34
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"Do you know that cats can't wear corsets? They can't stand! Not at all! They just fall over. I know because I tried!" — Words of wisdom from famed fashion designer Jean Paul Gaultier.
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Posted: 4th of February 2010 22:02:53
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The genius of Al Ewing
Fuel-Air said:
Fuck you, dog. I'm a mutherfuckin' calming influence on your raging ass. Last time I left you alone for two minutes you took over a fuckin' cannibal cult and sent them to eat a man of God.
Death Got No Mercy is a fun bloody read.
Fuel-Air said:
Fuck you, dog. I'm a mutherfuckin' calming influence on your raging ass. Last time I left you alone for two minutes you took over a fuckin' cannibal cult and sent them to eat a man of God.
Death Got No Mercy is a fun bloody read.
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Posted: 8th of February 2010 13:29:32
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I done gone edited that. It's right good that book.
Jesus saves, Allah protects, Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich
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Posted: 16th of February 2010 22:53:24
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Charlie Brooker said:
When I see them in stews like that, I think dogs are a bit like onions. I'm going to cry the next time I cut one up.
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Posted: 18th of February 2010 13:48:37
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Ronald Reagan: "Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying."
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Posted: 24th of February 2010 11:51:33
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Edzard Ernst said:
Either we are governed by evidence and science, or by Prince Charles.
Captain Consent!
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Posted: 2nd of March 2010 12:07:11
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'The thing I fear the most though is getting a curable terminal disease where the only early warning signs are hangover-like symptoms'
Doug Stanhope
Doug Stanhope
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Posted: 11th of March 2010 00:20:10
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Axe Cop said:
Fire Slicer became a Vampire Wizard Ninja Swordfish, and he had a whole bunch of Swordfish Throwing Star Bombs and a Sword nose that he could take off and stab people with.
Why aren't you reading Axe Cop?
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Posted: 22nd of March 2010 15:13:48
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Charlie Brooker said:
In its purest form, a newspaper consists of a collection of facts which, in controlled circumstances, can actively improve knowledge. Unfortunately, facts are expensive, so to save costs and drive up sales, unscrupulous dealers often "cut" the basic contents with cheaper material, such as wild opinion, bullshit, empty hysteria, reheated press releases, advertorial padding and photographs of Lady Gaga with her bum hanging out. The hapless user has little or no concept of the toxicity of the end product: they digest the contents in good faith, only to pay the price later when they find themselves raging incoherently in pubs, or – increasingly – on internet messageboards.
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Posted: 24th of March 2010 10:45:54
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JonathanO said:
I’m the twat that turned down Pride & Prejudice & Zombies.
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Posted: 30th of March 2010 15:54:44
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Talking about beastiality, Cracked.com said:
Zoophiles don't draw much of a difference between the affections of a human and an animal and, really, we can't see much of a difference between a pet and a significant other......they both cheer you up when you're down and they both can be trained to lick your genitals
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