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Posted: 6th of March 2010 22:55:26
roadrunner_0
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fishboy, your a cunt, but a funny one :)
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Posted: 9th of March 2010 14:39:22
Fishboy
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Carlsberg don't do Alzheimers...
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Posted: 9th of March 2010 14:40:11
Fishboy
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I havent made love to my girlfriend for 3 weeks...
because she died...
5 weeks ago
because she died...
5 weeks ago
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Posted: 9th of March 2010 14:42:18
Fishboy
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I went to the Doctor's the other day and he said "I've got some terrible news, you'll never work again!"
I asked "Why? What's wrong with me?"
He said "You're a fucking lazy cunt"
I asked "Why? What's wrong with me?"
He said "You're a fucking lazy cunt"
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Posted: 12th of March 2010 11:49:31
Fishboy
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So this Sunday is the anniverswry of the tragic death of Jade Goodey, and like most people at this sad time...
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Posted: 12th of March 2010 11:52:39
Fishboy
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An 80 year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample for the Doctor. He turns up at the surgery 2 days later with an empty jar.
The Nurse asks 'Why no sperm sample?'
He says 'I'm really sorry..I tried with my left hand, I tried with my right hand, then both hands! My wife tried with her left and right hands, and then both hands as well! She even tried using her mouth, first with teeth in, then with teeth out! We even got old Ethel from next door to have a go but it was no good...
We just can get the fucking jar open!'
The Nurse asks 'Why no sperm sample?'
He says 'I'm really sorry..I tried with my left hand, I tried with my right hand, then both hands! My wife tried with her left and right hands, and then both hands as well! She even tried using her mouth, first with teeth in, then with teeth out! We even got old Ethel from next door to have a go but it was no good...
We just can get the fucking jar open!'
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Posted: 13th of March 2010 23:35:13
used_2b_squid
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An old favourite of mine:
Whats blue and doesnt fit?
A dead epaleptic
Whats blue and doesnt fit?
A dead epaleptic
"You could probably murder your enemy while rockin this shit."
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Posted: 13th of March 2010 23:39:35
used_2b_squid
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I said to my friend Jamal the other day "Mate your like Marmite" He said "What you either love me or hate me?" I said "No your black and you smell funny"
"You could probably murder your enemy while rockin this shit."
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Posted: 13th of March 2010 23:53:10
dabnorfish
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used_2b_squid said:
An old favourite of mine:
Whats blue and doesnt fit?
A dead epaleptic
If you're going to take the piss out us, at lease spell it right.
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Posted: 13th of March 2010 23:57:29
used_2b_squid
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Sorry I knew it was spelt wrong but couldnt be bothered to look it up. Let me know the next time your having a bath. I've got some washing that I could chuck in. 
"You could probably murder your enemy while rockin this shit."
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Posted: 14th of March 2010 00:05:08
dabnorfish
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Have you been rifling through Jim Davidson's bins looking for his old material?
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Posted: 14th of March 2010 00:17:04
used_2b_squid
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A witty quip Mr Moderator. If you really do suffer from this I'm sorry if I offended you. It would explain why your moderating the forum on a Saturday night instead of throwing shapes under a strobe light in your local nightclub.
"You could probably murder your enemy while rockin this shit."
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Posted: 14th of March 2010 00:19:24
dabnorfish
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I was just kidding. It's something I've had for... a few years, so I've heard all the jokes before, so when someone uses one, it's my habit to act offended (works better in the flesh, to be honest).
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Posted: 14th of March 2010 01:03:01
Fishboy
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Yay! Squid has signed up! Long time no see dude!
Now people know you're mates with me everything probably makes more sense
Now people know you're mates with me everything probably makes more sense
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Posted: 16th of March 2010 18:47:18
used_2b_squid
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Yes we studied together at the University of Cuntishness. 
Dunno what it was about Reading that blessed us with such an odd sense of humour. How's your Mum by the way Cod? The anal worts she kindly gave me back in 1999 are flaring up again recently.
Dunno what it was about Reading that blessed us with such an odd sense of humour. How's your Mum by the way Cod? The anal worts she kindly gave me back in 1999 are flaring up again recently.
"You could probably murder your enemy while rockin this shit."
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Posted: 17th of March 2010 11:16:39
Scumboi
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Man walking through the woods at night with a little boy.
BOY: "These woods sure are scary!"
MAN: "Dunno what you're complaining about-I have to walk home alone..."
BOY: "These woods sure are scary!"
MAN: "Dunno what you're complaining about-I have to walk home alone..."
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Posted: 17th of March 2010 13:17:26
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used_2b_squid said:
How's your Mum by the way Cod?
Ah Cod's mum, the woman behind stating her daughter must be good in bed because she wasn't much of a looker, and having a picture of an erect dog penis on her stairs.
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Posted: 17th of March 2010 13:28:20
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Only the best!
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Posted: 17th of March 2010 13:32:38
Scumboi
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If this is true I think i'm in love.
Better post a joke i suppose....
Q: Why can't black kids play in the sand box?
A: Because the cat keeps burying them.
Better post a joke i suppose....
Q: Why can't black kids play in the sand box?
A: Because the cat keeps burying them.
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Posted: 17th of March 2010 13:50:37
Fishboy
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BBC News said:
Early balding cuts cancer risk
Not in Jade Goodey's case it didnt
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