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Posted: 6th of July 2010 19:15:27
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Posted: 6th of July 2010 19:37:34
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Posted: 6th of July 2010 19:39:11
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Yessss...


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Posted: 7th of July 2010 09:22:39
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13.. failed!


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Posted: 7th of July 2010 09:50:26
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9...failed.


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Posted: 7th of July 2010 10:03:07
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10... failed!
how the fuck are you supposed to know what % of people in britain in the 80's were muslim???


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Posted: 7th of July 2010 13:52:24
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10 out of 24 (42%) Failed \o/



Posted: 7th of July 2010 15:58:17
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10... I'll get me coat!




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Posted: 7th of July 2010 16:10:18
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Heh 10, I would have thought I'd be brainwashed by now


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Posted: 7th of July 2010 16:22:47
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50% of my 10 were guesses!! :)




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Posted: 7th of July 2010 20:00:25
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14.

And I fail to see what relevance many of those questions have.


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Posted: 7th of July 2010 22:22:30
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9 :E


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Posted: 7th of July 2010 23:03:44
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Gridreign741 said:

10... failed!
how the fuck are you supposed to know what % of people in britain in the 80's were muslim???


Back when I worked in a bookshop, a (tiny) chunk of our none sci-fi/fantasy related sales was basically a government approved book that answered all the funny questions like this so you could swot up should they ever arise.


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Posted: 8th of July 2010 14:11:16
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12 fail


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Posted: 8th of July 2010 15:47:55
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14 @ 54%




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Posted: 18th of August 2010 00:13:26
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12, so thats me fucked then, some of those questions are bloody stupid though


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Posted: 18th of August 2010 16:00:34
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It's odd that the right to stay in a country be judged by criteria that most indigenous people would fail outright on. I would have set the test as 4 basic questions:

1. Do you intend to kill anyone for explicitly religious reasons?
2. Do you intend to treat your wife as a normal human being with equal rights rather than chattel or ritually murder/beat any underage female relatives who don't agree to arranged marriages with elderly relatives?
3. Do you plan to contribute anything to the economy or culture or live in a secluded community despising the society around you and plotting its downfall?
4. If you open a shop will you sell cans of beer to indigenous customers (e.g. me) without sneering at them as if they disgust you for drinking filthy infidel juice?

Not too much to ask and it would be good enough for me. Although Finsbury park and Edgeware Road would be fucked.


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Posted: 24th of August 2010 15:49:35
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Add point 5:

5.) What is the punishment for apostasy in your religion?


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