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Posted: 28th of February 2008 22:17:02
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In honour of one man's vebal and printed crusade against stupidity and pettiness in most of it's forms - here is a place to link or post your favourite Brookerisms.
Share the funny.
The First Link and the one that provoked me into this.
Share the funny.
The First Link and the one that provoked me into this.
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Posted: 28th of February 2008 22:20:58
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I love Brooker, he is brilliant. He used to write video games articles, i wish i could find them.
His recent programme "Screen Wipe" is well worth a look, he pointed out the stupidity of everyone moaning at the recent "dishonesty" of television broadcasters (the queen "storming out" etc) when pretty much everything on tv is heavily edited.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcfour/features/screen-wipe.shtml
His recent programme "Screen Wipe" is well worth a look, he pointed out the stupidity of everyone moaning at the recent "dishonesty" of television broadcasters (the queen "storming out" etc) when pretty much everything on tv is heavily edited.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcfour/features/screen-wipe.shtml
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Posted: 28th of February 2008 23:38:34
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Mutt said:
In honour of one man's vebal and printed crusade against stupidity and pettiness in most of it's forms - here is a place to link or post your favourite Brookerisms.
Share the funny.
The First Link and the one that provoked me into this.
Charlie Brooker said:
Or here's a good one, Julian: make it a requirement for smokers to walk around with a broomhandle stuck through their sleeves, running behind the neck, so their arms are permanently splayed out, like a scarecrow's. To spark up under those conditions, they'd have to work together in pairs, flailing around in the outdoor smoking area like something out of It's a Knockout.
ROFL
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Posted: 29th of February 2008 09:02:55
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Posted: 23rd of August 2008 12:42:06
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Posted: 2nd of February 2009 09:21:59
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Posted: 3rd of February 2009 12:51:37
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Truly a king amongst men. My morning usually begins with an article from his immense backlog of gaurdian articles and the snotting of my cornflakes.
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Posted: 3rd of February 2009 13:46:05
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dunno if anyone ever read Oink when they were kids, was like a kids version of Viz, all of the usual anarchic humour minus the swear words, used to crack me up as a kid, I recently only copped onto the fact that Mr Brooker used to write for it back in the day :) which helps explains my twisted sense of humour from an early age :)
Posted: 3rd of February 2009 14:04:42
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Bumcheeks said:
My morning usually begins with...[sic]...the snotting of my cornflakes.
There is something distrinctly wrong about that.
mrbump said:
dunno if anyone ever read Oink when they were kids, was like a kids version of Viz, all of the usual anarchic humour minus the swear words, used to crack me up as a kid, I recently only copped onto the fact that Mr Brooker used to write for it back in the day :) which helps explains my twisted sense of humour from an early age :)
I remember that!
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Posted: 3rd of February 2009 14:10:30
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Fishboy said:
Bumcheeks said:
My morning usually begins with...[sic]...the snotting of my cornflakes.
There is something distrinctly wrong about that.
You should see what happens when I eat weetabix
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Posted: 3rd of February 2009 14:58:15
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I makes me shudder to think what you do when you eat your absolute favourite!
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Posted: 4th of February 2009 10:05:06
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Weetabix is like eating cheap chinese cardboard made from homogenised political dissidents. Although it's not as bad as Shredded Wheat. Shredded Wheat is like eating the poo of a horse that's been force fed electrical wires for a month.
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Posted: 4th of February 2009 10:28:52
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Add warm milk... it's a differant kettle of fish altogether :)
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Posted: 4th of February 2009 14:06:58
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Add a kettle of fish! Wheatofish!
Point on the doll where the bad man touched you!
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Posted: 22nd of March 2010 15:16:07
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Posted: 22nd of March 2010 15:37:30
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!!! Didn't realise he's from Reading!
Captain Consent!
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Posted: 22nd of March 2010 16:51:12
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I remember Oink - the first issue had a free flexidisk !
I feel old(er) now
I feel old(er) now
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Posted: 22nd of March 2010 19:12:29
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Mutt said:
He's still a Genius
That was actually quite an enjoyable read, coming from someone who has tried everything on his list except this 'meow meow' bollocks.
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Posted: 23rd of March 2010 14:04:11
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Havent a clue what it is but for some reason this meow meow stuff makes me think of that Cheesing episode of southpark where they get out of it sniffing cat piss.
Posted: 9th of June 2010 14:05:09
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