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Posted: 27th of March 2010 13:10:46

used_2b_squid

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When I mentioned "Skippy Web Vids" Someone mentioned Kangeroo Porn. So I have started this thread. Please no Beastiality though (Apart from sheep shagging).

So to start off a Kangeroo licking its own dick:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGPLrRqkDY8

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Posted: 27th of March 2010 13:14:14

Fishboy

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That website said:

The URL contained a malformed video ID.

Malformed...you're one sick puppy

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Posted: 27th of March 2010 13:16:23

used_2b_squid

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I fixed it

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Posted: 28th of March 2010 10:22:09

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when it comes to love, a stubborn donkey can make an ass out of you

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Posted: 28th of March 2010 13:01:18

Vorteks

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This is why we're in Iraq

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Posted: 29th of March 2010 19:37:38

Fishboy

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Where to start?

- "Introducing Donkey", I'll never look at the Shrek movies in the same way

- What is more disturbing? The fact that there was a 2nd guy getting noshed, or the ass-fucking (pun intended)

- What is more disturbing? The fact there were people watching in the background (top-left of the video), or the fact this didnt end with an explosion?

- What is more disturbing? The fact the American soldiers video taped this, or that the Apache helicopter never started firing?

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Posted: 29th of March 2010 23:51:18

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How about, it looked like he was viewing it through a scope? Was he going to wait for Ahmed to start with the vinegar strokes, then 'blow his head off'?

Posted: 5th of April 2010 12:20:14

used_2b_squid

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And I quote "For women, the fetish appeals to those who've secretly always wanted to have sex with Squiddly Diddly."

http://www.cracked.com/article_18472_6-depraved-sexual-fetishes-that-are-older-than-you-think.html

Also like the "Death Boner" bit. Amusing.

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Posted: 5th of April 2010 13:45:29

Fishboy

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Its funny you mention it, but I pointed this out to Cakeboy this weekend!

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Posted: 5th of April 2010 13:48:07

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Tis true! We were having our regular discussion about tentacle porn.

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Posted: 11th of April 2010 10:43:47

Bumcheeks

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This forum is a continual education in perversion. Tentacle rape. Genius.

Ah ye gotta love the japs http://www.superheroeslives.com/internationals/maboroshi_panti_%281991%29.htm

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Posted: 15th of April 2010 19:04:28

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ah the good aul tentacle rape.. its funny how the Germans and Jap's share a similar work ethic (as in seriously thorough and efficient et all..) while also producing the maddest filth in the world. I'd wager the most fucked up "porn" thing ye came (no pun intended :P) across on the net is from either local. but seriously, I reckon theres a potential gold mine for some psyco-analyist or what not that can produce a thesis and/or book connecting the dots

Posted: 15th of April 2010 20:42:55

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ask and you shall receive

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Posted: 15th of April 2010 23:20:22

used_2b_squid

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I really thought I'd seen it all. OK I knew about the cartoons but just out of curiosity you have to watch one of the sample vids on this page NSFW Not safe for anyone normal who does not have a morbid curiosity to see disgusting things Incredible.

http://genki-genki.com/?easiestml_lang=en

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Posted: 15th of April 2010 23:23:42

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yeh, not my cup of tea but the vid I posted gave me a chuckle the vbs guy going 'wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow...'

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Posted: 11th of May 2010 23:51:48

used_2b_squid

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Man arrested for Squid porn:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2878375/Perv-had-pics-of-sex-with-squid.html

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Posted: 12th of May 2010 00:35:47

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Jeebus.. what the fuck?! Squids have BEAKS.

A bitey-place is the last place to stick your cock, surely?!

Captain Consent!

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Posted: 12th of May 2010 08:52:43

Bumcheeks

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That's illegal?! How can that be illegal?! It's a dead animal, it's not even one of the cute furry ones people go hypocritically soft on and it's not like it's hurting anything since it's dead. Is gutting a fish considered desecration? Insane. For that matter, why would having sex with a live squid mean a prison sentence. Do squids have rights these days? Tentacles up any squid that minds being bully rammed by a human...?

Cameron in office, illegal squid sex, has the whole world gone mad!?

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Posted: 12th of May 2010 11:39:35

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